When I was younger and I saw people talking about funny, awkward pillow-talk online, I was just like “Yeah, like that actually happens…”
But then I grew up, got married, and yeah, that actually does happen.
If dogs could talk, they would say silly, brainless things like “I love you,” “SQUIRREL,” or “I am so happy!” If cats could talk, they would probably say things like “Feed me, human,” “don’t pet me unless you’ve washed your hands,” and “I want to sit on your laptop keys while you type.”
I’m convinced bunnies would be these sassy fashionistas who would silently (and sometimes not-so-silently) judge you for your fashion sense. Especially mixing and matching colors.
I have no idea why. But I’m like really sure this would happen.